❜Yuyu❘♀❘German❛

➼ Things to expect:
bbc sherlock❘supernatural
hetalia❘pokemon
scenery❘animals
anime❘video games
a lot of randomness

wighthound:

luvzi12:

This sign is supposed to show you which things are forbidden. But it just creates the coolest dog ever

fuck u i don’t do what u tell me

Getaggt: #City Love

detectivecatstorm:

Conan: Oh yeah.

*Facepalm*

he just doesnt even think about it. he just doesnt care about getting kidnapped it happens to him all the time anyway and he always gets out of it like its nothing

roborenard:

absolutely destroy the idea that you have to be loved romantically and love romantically

destroy the idea that the end goal of life is to get into a romantic relationship/marriage

romantic love isn’t a requirement to live life and it never will be

Posted Vor 3 Wochen With 27.075 Anmerkungen

lovejustalittlebitharder:

friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay good

Posted Vor 3 Wochen With 105.917 Anmerkungen

Getaggt: #about me

germannn:

My Favorite German Words, My Barber and I

by Ed M Wood (x)

Getaggt: #Greece

bakerstreetsdoctor:

fefaklainer:

luhleti:

overprotective parents raise the best liars.

but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot

image

Posted Vor 3 Wochen With 509.176 Anmerkungen

Getaggt: #pokemon

travelingcolors:

Doñana National Park, Huelva | Spain (by Nacho Coca)

There are 3 main ecosystems in Doñana National Park: marshes on clay soils, dunes and forests- scrublands on sandy soil. And 30 kilometers of virgin beach. This place is amazing.
  • Me: *heals self*
  • Enemy: *heals self*
  • Me: Whoa. Whoa.
  • Me: What do you think you're doing?
  • Me: I just took off half your health bar, and then you go and do that?
  • Me: Yeah, I KNOW I just healed myself.
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: It's different when I do it.

Posted Vor 3 Wochen With 58.691 Anmerkungen

sanahgohar:

This is what I love about Winter. You wake up in the middle of the night, maybe just to pee or get water or something, look out the window and see this. It’s so beautiful. And it’s silent; you have no idea that it’s happening until you just look. It almost seems fake. And it makes your bed seem way more comfortable, for whatever reason.

rub-a-dumb:

shikamaru and naruto might be my fav friendship in the show and is so underrated.

Getaggt: #naruto

spaghettiseven:

flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins

Getaggt: #disney

rad-and-broke:

campdracula5eva:

youbestnotmiss:

smitethepatriarchy:

viva-la-fat:

"You’re 6’4", 240-pound Marine, and you’re injured, and you need a Marine next to you to carry you back to safety, and the Marine next to you is a 5’4" woman who weighs 115 pounds,"

No problem.

in before “well most women can’t do that” because NEWS FLASH most men can’t either, that’s why it’s a highly specialized career that requires a lot of devoted training

One of my former coworkers was a very slim girl only a tad taller than me, and she was training to be a fireman, and she could lift the biggest dude on my crew like this who was around 6’5 and super bulky.One time she picked him up and ran around the crew room with him for about 5 minutes before letting him down.

Even though I haven’t exercised in over a year—if you count DDR—and I’m incredibly petite (5’0”, 100 lbs), I can carry most guys. If they’re under 200 lbs, I can run with them on my back for 5 blocks, but I can walk for a mile. Once they’re about 250, I can only walk about a block or two before my spine feels like it’s about to break. If I were in a survival situation and their life depended on it, I could go on much further, until my legs gave out.

It’s why I hate the bullshit that women are inherently weak. Nah, man. Nah.